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Syndrome that old men get, making them want to unnecessarily stuff.
Old man syndrome is Look out the window, yell at the cat in the bowl, ask about stuff the lost years ago and try to find. Go on a mission to accomplish something yet the goal is small like a new pillow for the couch.
by Retired Poet April 3, 2018
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