Poggemann is a Description for a sexy ass sex god , that got a rather small dick though (their bootys are solid and tasty in the summer and winter). They are found most commonly around supermarkets wearing skinny jeans and buying energy drinks. Their faces contain 2 (sometimes 4) paris of eyes, a nose filled with unicorn dust and a chin, thats able to kick any enemy into oblivion.
A:"Hey have you seen that poggemann at the new walmart?"
B:"Yeah, i thought about taking him home with me and take a bite of his nice ass but he refused because its still spring :/"
B:"Yeah, i thought about taking him home with me and take a bite of his nice ass but he refused because its still spring :/"
by Ressa07 January 24, 2017
