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Dark Lord

This is a sexual maneuver performed by first performing anal sex then slapping the girl across the face with your shit-covered light saber (penis).

She was only expecting anal, but he gave a dark lord.

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This is when you first perform anal sex on a girl, then take her virginity, thus covering the cherry with chocolate.

In an effort to gain the full porn star experience, Dakota asked Craig to give it to her in the ass before popping her cherry, thus was born the chocolate covered cherry.

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