2 definitions by Red Hood
New Zealand rhyming slang for Donkey Punch, similar to the Wolf Bag technique and named after the Prime Minister who won the country's trust through his seeming mild-mannered ineptness, allowing him to take them from behind and smack them in the head. Typically, only the person delivering a John Key benefits, while the person receiving a John Key suffers immensely and risks permanent brain drain. It is the sly con and false pretenses of a John Key that distinguishes it from a standard Donkey Punch or Wolf Bag.
by Red Hood November 27, 2012
The sexiest man you will ever see. A pimp. Someone who has a huge penis, and is a master at numerous sexual positions. A great guy that is very good-looking and in excellent shape. Everyone wants to be him and every girl wants to have hot steamy sex with him. Doesn't need to play mind games with girls since he knows how to get their own way when sex or any sort of sexual relationship is involved. basically a real life Batman. A guy that has enough confidence in your own ability as a human and the sheer arrogance to attract a member of the opposite sex.
question: who gets more girls Bruce Wayne or Leonardo DiCaprio?
answer: doesn't matter their both a shudog
answer: doesn't matter their both a shudog
by Red Hood January 28, 2015