Readers Digested's definitions

lacrosse

n. a game that khaki wearing white boys play during the spring because "baseball is gay"

Caucasian male in your English class #1: Did you see that sick lacrosse game last night?
Caucasian male in your English class #2: Yeah, bro! Dirk has so much skill. I'm glad he's out there playing lacrosse instead of with the faggots on the baseball field.

by Readers Digested February 13, 2015