Re-J DeeTard's definitions
A self grown helmet comprised of ones own flaxen of hair;hairmets can vary from traditional "bowl cuts" to more sharpen, symmetrical varities as worn by Jim Carey in the picture "Dum and Dumber"
Damn, timmy just got stabbed in the head with a pitchfork! Good thing, his blonde hairmet protected him, orelse he would probably be dead!
by Re-J DeeTard December 7, 2003
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