Ray the Curmudgeon's definitions

dipwich

Someone who acts incredibly dense while thinking themselves clever or superior. Marked by denial or obliviousness of how their behavior annoys others. Similar to dipwad, but more officious.

"General, the President wants to see you tomorrow at 9 a.m."
"Excuse me?"
"(sigh) 0900 ..."
"Thank you!"
"... dipwich"

by Ray the Curmudgeon September 2, 2013