Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.
Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.
Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason
Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.
Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.
Step 5: Slowly squat down
Step 6: Poop like a cat.
Step 7: Don't get caught.
See also: CAT Piss
Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.
Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason
Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.
Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.
Step 5: Slowly squat down
Step 6: Poop like a cat.
Step 7: Don't get caught.
See also: CAT Piss
Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.
by Rabbit power February 28, 2019