R. Tran's definitions

jizz windows

Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.

Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.

by R. Tran December 3, 2006