Queen Giganta's definitions

Turdmoil

The feeling when a turd/log/ blimp/bum cigar/gigantaturd is looking but you are unable to release it. This could be due to a lack of toilet or any other daily obstruction such as a meeting/stuck on the bus etc. The body is in turmoil and you can think of nothing else. An inner turdmoil created by an inner turtle.

'Shit, I'm in turdmoil but this person just won't leave me alone.'

by Queen Giganta January 31, 2017