Definitions by Queefbottom-Montlick MCMXLVII of Dimmerburgh-on-Th

goo-musket 

Slang term for 'Penis.'

Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.

Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!

-or-

Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.

goo-musket by Queefbottom-Montlick MCMXLVII of Dimmerburgh-on-Th October 30, 2003