A word used to describe a person who believes that they are a black poodle that is attracted to iguanas. An Abyss likes to make jokes at the expense of iguanas and then whine when she is chased by a vacuum cleaner. Abyss has several friends, but only those she makes up, such as Incandescence the Eagle and Eternity the Snake.
by Purity Iguana April 17, 2010