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Hold you dick like you're holding a cannon and fap furiously. Just before you ejaculate light your dick up and shoot your jizz at the target.
Guy 1: Hey dude, yesterday was insane!

Guy 2: Yeah?! What did you do?
Guy 1: ...Well. I was heading to class and there was this jerk who won't get out of the way so I fury cannon'd his ass!
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by Pseudo Cannon October 09, 2017

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