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Hot nickel

What your anus feels like when you have to defecate so immediately that the fecal matter is almost protruding from your body. The phrase "sitting on a hot nickel" is synonymous with "have a turtle head poking," "prairie doggin' it," and "touching cloth."
I have to poop so bad it feels like I'm sitting on a hot nickel!
by Professor of Poop Euphemisms November 1, 2013
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