A derivative of shard, shardonnay describes the result of sharding at a formal and inopportune moment.
Priest: "Do you Jeff take Allison to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."
by Professor Shit Nibbler September 11, 2011