Professor Professor's definitions

Phobiaphobia

The irrational fear of hearing the same word twice.

Friend: "Did you get the answer two for the question?"
You: "Yeah, I got two too."

Friend: "AHHHHHH!!!!"
You: "What happened? Do you have phobiaphobia?"

Friend: "STOP IT ALREADY YOU JERK!!!"

by Professor Professor September 12, 2011