Definitions by Professor McTabbish

peter fountain 

The act of lying flat on one's back and urinating in the straight upright position. If done properly, the urine will then fall back onto the fountainers body.

I peter fountained so hard last night that I smelled of lemonade and gumdrops.

peter fountain by Professor Mctabbish September 21, 2005

playing lighthouse 

Verb: to get an erection while reclining in a bathtub

I walked in on sean playing lightouse in the bathroom.

playing lighthouse by Professor McTabbish September 2, 2005