27 definition by Professor Kukui

When a man uses a rolling pin to flatten out his dick. Once it's paper-thin, he proceeds to fold it into an origami swan.
It's very majestic.

Stands for "Family Life Education Student Group."
During Sexual Education class in high school, all of the students belong to different F.L.E.S.G's. Each person always fits into at least one of them, there are never any outcasts. Here are all of them:

THE GUYS: Reffering to any boy that finds the class funny and cracks jokes about the material with friends. Most male students typically belong here.
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THE BABES: Reffering to any attractive females that know very well they won't be virgins much longer and will most likely be turned on by the educational videos.
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THE GOOD GIRLS: Reffering to any females of moderate or above intelligence that feel rather uncomfortable during the class. They are well behaved throughout, but they don't whanna be there. If they are in band, then they probably belong to this group.
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THE CURIOUS: Reffering to anyone that actually listens to the lessons and frequently asks
questions. They are legitimately fascinated by the material, therefore they are usually nerds or the semi-autistic kids.
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THE PUSSIES: The spineless wimps that may as well still be breastfed by their mommies. They are afraid of learning about anything relating to the dreaded "p" word. Show them no respect, they don't deserve any.
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When a smaller, less popular girl that you have never payed much attention to bends over for whatever reason and you notice that she actually has a really sweet ass.

Take a bottle of Gatorade, and squirt an entire packet of mayonnaise inside of it.
The mayonnaise will keep its shape so all that you see is a white stringy thing floating around inside the bottle.
Label "free tape worm" and leave the bottle in a public restroom.
It looks REALLY convincing.

When a guy eats a shit ton of beans, but holds in all the farts for the next two days. When he feels the time is right, he forces out all of the gas, resulting in an extremely loud and powerful fart.

When someone forces out a huge turd and it hits the water creating a loud "BLOOP" sound.