27 definition by Professor Kukui

The Carbonated clothes dryer is a highly sophisticated technique used by men for extreme sexual pleasure.
A man must soak his flaccid reproductive organ in a glass of Pepsi for roughly 33 hours straight, and remove it once it he feels it has absorbed a decent amount of the beverage.
When the man gets aroused later on, he proceeds to insert his sugary, stained penis inside of his sexual partner's belly butten. Once he ejaculates, the semen will have a refreshing fizz.

Inserting a bullet into the urethra, and pissing really hard so it shoots out.

When you line the edge of a school toilet bowl with several condiment packets and gently place the lid on top of them.
Whoever sits down to take a shit will cause the packets to burst, splattering mustard all over their legs and pants.

When the kid with Down syndrome watches porn on their laptop.
...in the front row of class.

A gen-z sports drink drink that gives you a big pp.

Putting plastic wrap over your urethra, and then carefully poking holes in the plastic wrap. Different patterns and sizes can produce different effects.
Just like an attachable nozzle for a garden hose allows you to spray water in different ways, the wang nozzle does the same thing for urine and semen.
Here’s a few that you can try:

Jet Stream
Poke one medium sized hole right in the center of the plastic wrap.

Mist
Poke about a hundred very, very small holes dotted all around the plastic wrap.

Shower Head
Poke 10 small holes in a nice even circle, and poke 5 more holes in a hexagon shape inside of the circle.

Letting your friend know that the video you just sent them has earrape in it.