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Turdtle Theorem
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The theory that when pooping, you are killing
turtles
. The
butt
is the
shell
, and the turd is the turtle.
The Turdtle Theorem says that I'
m
killing
turtles
! I'
m
going to stop pooping!
Turdtle Theorem
by
Professor Killaa'
February 24, 2015
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