26 definitions by Professor Kukui

Stands for "Family Life Education Student Group."
During Sexual Education class in high school, all of the students belong to different F.L.E.S.G's. Each person always fits into at least one of them, there are never any outcasts. Here are all of them:

THE GUYS: Reffering to any boy that finds the class funny and cracks jokes about the material with friends. Most male students typically belong here.
--------------------
THE BABES: Reffering to any attractive females that know very well they won't be virgins much longer and will most likely be turned on by the educational videos.
---------------------
THE GOOD GIRLS: Reffering to any females of moderate or above intelligence that feel rather uncomfortable during the class. They are well behaved throughout, but they don't whanna be there. If they are in band, then they probably belong to this group.
---------------------
THE CURIOUS: Reffering to anyone that actually listens to the lessons and frequently asks
questions. They are legitimately fascinated by the material, therefore they are usually nerds or the semi-autistic kids.
-------------------
THE PUSSIES: The spineless wimps that may as well still be breastfed by their mommies. They are afraid of learning about anything relating to the dreaded "p" word. Show them no respect, they don't deserve any.
--------------------
"Hey, What's up Guys?"

"Did you just assume our F.L.E.S.G?"
by Professor Kukui November 16, 2017
When you line the edge of a school toilet bowl with several condiment packets and gently place the lid on top of them.
Whoever sits down to take a shit will cause the packets to burst, splattering mustard all over their legs and pants.
Mark: “What’s that all over your pants, dude?”

Ben: “It’s...uh...mustard.”

Mark:

Ben: “...what’s the...matter?”

Mark: “You got The Altman Explosion, didn’t you?”

Ben: “Fuck.”
by Professor Kukui March 9, 2019
When a bee flies up your ass and cums honey everywhere. Once the bee leaves your butthole, you only have a few mere moments to wipe away the sticky honey before it hardens and seals your rectum shut. Since you cannot shit anymore, the poop will build up inside of you over the next few weeks, eventually causing your stomach to explode.
It's no laughing matter
Nick: "Hey look Shang, a wasp."

Shang: "Yo, don't get to close nigga those ain't friendly."

Nick: "Woah, it's coming closer."

*shoop*

Nick: "OH SHIT, INSECTCEST!"

Shang: "OKAY, OKAY, JUST KEEP CALM NICK, I'M GONNA TRY AND GET THAT HONEY OUTTA THERE."

Nick: "GET YOUR HAND OUTTA MY ASS, YOU JERK!"

Shang: "I'M SORRY, IT'S THE ONLY WAY!"

Nick: "IT'S HARDENING, HURRY!"

Shang: "I'M TRYING, JUST HOLD ON A LITTLE LONGER, NICK!"

Nick: "IT BURNS MAN, AAAAAH!!"

Shang: "AAAAAAAH!"
by Professor Kukui November 8, 2017
A gen-z sports drink drink that gives you a big pp.
“Bro, I’ve got a small dick.”

“Here, drink this SWEY.”

*glug glug*

“WOAH LOOK, IT’S GROWING!!”
by Professor Kukui March 27, 2021
When a man uses a rolling pin to flatten out his dick. Once it's paper-thin, he proceeds to fold it into an origami swan.
It's very majestic.
Kevin: Hey, man I'm so sorry for running you over with my car! Are you hurt badly?"

Liam: "Not really. You squished by dick, but that's about it.

Kevin: "Fuck man, that looks painful!"

Liam: "Whatever, this gives me an opportunity to practice the sacred art of the Japanese Flatbread."
by Professor Kukui December 7, 2017
A game for 2-8 players that is best played in school, or any other location where rude humor and loud noise isn't tolerated.
The game begins when one player makes a soft/quiet sexual moan. Then the next player makes a slightly louder, more intense moan.
This continues in a counterclockwise pattern until one player decides to "pussy out" meaning they give up and don't want to make a noise. If this happens, the game is over, and that player loses.
Nick: "Ooh..."

Mark: "Mmm..."

Ryan: "Harder..."

Nick: "Oh yeah..."

Mark: "Uh...Uh...UH!"

Ryan: "FAAAAAASSSTER!"

Teacher: "That is very inappropriate, go to the office!"

Ryan: "ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?"

Teacher: "Next time think twice before playing the pleasure game in THIS classroom!"
by Professor Kukui December 9, 2017
When a guy curls up into a ball and then proceeds to pull a Durex X-tra Strentgh Condom over his entire body.
He will stay within the condom for the next week, while occasionally discharging bodily fluids. The mixture of shit and cum are evenly distributed all throughout the condom, enclosing the man in a chrysalis of sorts. After the 7 day period, the guy then bursts out of the condom and flies away with his newly developed butterfly wings.
Ah, the beauty of nature.
Nick: "Hey, have you seen Mark today?"

Mir: "Naw man, I think he formed his cacoon last night."

Nick: "Lucky bastard, I've always wanted to go through Hydraulic Metamorphosis!"
by Professor Kukui January 15, 2018