1 definition by Poopooo butthole
A Zach is a hella annoying person who starts a diss track on your best friend and they make teams (ex. Team Kylee, team Zach) but your best friends team is winning because no one likes a Zach. A Zach is usually very hearty, robust, and plump ( AKA fat ). He will pretend to be gay for popularity/ attention but doesn’t get any because it’s the worst fucking idea ever.
Person 1: hey do u see that guy over there?
Person 2: hey! That looks like a Zach!
Person 1: yea they are totally not actually gay their just doing that for attention.
Person 2: he’s really hearty and robust too
Person 2: hey! That looks like a Zach!
Person 1: yea they are totally not actually gay their just doing that for attention.
Person 2: he’s really hearty and robust too
by Poopooo butthole March 2, 2019