1 definition by Poop Monger

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someone who has an incredibly small penis, at its greateast it almost reaches 1/2 inch.
1.Elias Lyons has a Morvant
2.Dan Morvant has a Morvant
3.Dan and Elias suck eachothers morvants
4.Dan got his last rib removed so he can suck his morvant, however its so small he still can't suck it
5.Elias got all of his ribs removed and he still can't suck his morvant.
by Poop Monger June 28, 2003
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