Definitions by Polite receptionist

Telephuckoffphany

Anyone who answers your call (ususally call centres) who clearly hates their job and, by extension, you. Their tone clearly says Fuck off.

Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny

Me: Wow what a rude bitch

Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.

Telephuckoffphany by Polite receptionist June 17, 2011