Definitions by Pobby Weirdo

Casket slapper 

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke

Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped

Casket slapper by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025