1 definition by Plucked Anus Weed

The weed that grows out of your anus. DO NOT PLUCK!!!!!!! Resembles a patch of dandelions.
"I fell on my skateboard and scraped all of my Anus Weeds out!"

"I was totally going to get laid until she saw my excessively long anal weeds"
by Plucked Anus Weed February 8, 2010
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