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Gorillas in the mist 

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.
Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”

Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”