Plastic P3nis's definitions

shirt remorse

The act of going shopping one day, trying on a shirt or item of clothing, not buying it, and then regretting that decision for the next few days.

Girl 1: OMG yesterday at forever 21 i tried on this super sexy top but thought it clashed with my skin tone!
Girl 2: Didja buy it???!!!!1
Girl 1: No and now im suffering frummm todalll shirt remorse D:

by Plastic P3nis April 7, 2011