Pizza head's definitions

Douche Canoe

Being such a douchebag that no one can stand to be around you.

I cannot stand another week playing beer pong with that Douche Canoe Andrew.

by Pizza head August 17, 2015

KMK

The Bro version of The Backstreet Boys. They have no musical talant. Hopefully they will all die of drug overdose very soon. They also love to DGAF: dick grab ass fuck.

Billy: Oh my god what is that horrible noise coming from that lifted truck that looks like its never touched dirt?!

Bob: Its that stupid boy band called the KMK.

by pizza head October 16, 2008