Definitions by Piotr Dahl

Velvet samurai 

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.

Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.

Velvet samurai by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012