Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?
The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!
by Pimp Daddy Chad May 04, 2003
Bob: "You ready to fuck them ho's tonight?"
Tom: "Fo' sheezy, my neezy! I'm ready to lay it down like a mo' fuckin' champ, ya hoooid me!"
Tom: "Fo' sheezy, my neezy! I'm ready to lay it down like a mo' fuckin' champ, ya hoooid me!"
by Pimp Daddy Chad December 07, 2002