Phoenix McStrausenbaum's definitions
small city located in lake county florida. just south of leesburg, and just north of lady lake and the villages. (the villages can be defined as god's gift to hell). the villages is like the world's largest retirement home. fruitland park has a police station, volunteer fire station, 5 churches, a school, and not much else.
think of the smallest town you can. add add 3 birds, 4 cops, 1 pickup and a whole lot of boredom. and that is fruitland park
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by Phoenix McStrausenbaum May 5, 2009
Get the fruitland parkmug.