In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.
This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?
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One likeness to which a true man will gladly admit when publicly confronted about his masculinity in mixed company.
"A pussy, eh... lucky for you, I'm a disciple of Brillat-Savarin*!"
(* 19th-century French gastronomer credited with saying, "Show me what you eat, and I'll show you what you are."
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Exceeding pompous. Use with Ass optional but redundant.
Oh God, McCornhole got re-elected. So we still have six more years of that Trumpous.
(etym. UN- + luNCH) A severely abbreviated nutritional refuel for which an employee is expected to report a 30-minute break.
I'm starving and the next client is due in seven minutes. Unnch Time!
The changing of a name or title to artificially enhance one's social or occupational stature.
So instead of the Housekeeper we page the Environmental Service Engineer? That's so paulshit joeshit
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