Definitions by Phil Alex Ander

Soggy Cheeto 

When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.

The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.

Soggy Cheeto by Phil Alex Ander August 28, 2021