6 definition by Phase induced

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It's illegal to talk about 2020. It's disrespectful to everyone including yourself.

2020 must NOT be mentioned anywhere.
"Dad, what happened in 2020?"

*Rule 00*
by Phase induced August 25, 2020

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Malayalam word for Plantain tree. Reference to the popular saying: "Should have planted a Vaazha instead of making you".

This is your life, a hopeless life. A Life in which you wish you were dead.
Your parents hate you for merely existing.

You are a mistake and you will always be the one who deserves nothing but depressing memories. Happiness? GTFO mate! Not meant for you.

On the brighter side, you've got friends. Because collectively we are all a big mistake, an aberration!

PS: Always keep a fresh condom in your wallet. Because you do NOT want more Vaazhas in your life.

You are a liability
You: Dad, can I have 100 bucks for college?
Dad: Ezheechu po myre!! Valla vaazhayum vechaal mathiyaarrnu!
by Phase induced October 07, 2020

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A dildo used by women of the great Western Ghats since the ancient times.

It is a tradition, in the Ghats, to watch women make love to their Olakkas.
Hey, can you order an extra large Mahogany olakka for my Ural?

Sure thing!
by Phase induced October 29, 2020

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God's asshole with sprinkles all over it
Is that perfiee?
by Phase induced October 16, 2020

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kittilla mone poykko
CHAAKARA.....thanikk naanamille ingattu varaan?
by Phase induced October 07, 2020

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OMM
A group of extremely unqualified "content creators" of which all of them are hypocrites and has a bigoted view on everything. Labelling them as content creators is disrespectful to the whole community of real content creators. But labelling them as unemployed unqualified youth would also be disrespectful to the rest of the youth.
OMM sucks myre!!
by Phase induced October 09, 2020

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