january 24, the one day where all the ships come true, tell two of your friends to get together for the day, and they can't refuse.
"Hey Joe, you know what day it is, its january 24th! I totally ship you and Jessica! You guys have to get together now!"
"Haha very funny Ryan-"
"GET THE FUCK WITH HER RIGHT NOW"
*larry stylinson shippers are quacking*
Someone who is sexually attracted to animals
"mom, i have something to tell you, im a furry" says Barry.
"what the actual f*ck leave my house" replies Karen.