Peter Pumpkineater's definitions

Square Rooster

It is when a dumb Serbian named Igor looks at a t-shirt that has a picture of a rooster on a block. This of course means Cock block and Igor thinks it is a square rooster.

Hey nice shirt!
yeah man nice shirt!
Vat is dis Square Rooster?

Dude Hugo stop Square Roostering me!

by Peter Pumpkineater August 16, 2008

Colombian Bow-Tie

When someone cuts your throat open and pulls your tongue out through the hole.

Dude did you hear what happened to Igor?
No what happened?
He tried to steal drugs from the Colombians and they gave him a Colombian bow-tie!

by Peter pumpkineater August 15, 2008