1 definition by Peter File ;)
Kalens are very extraordinary and one of a kind. They are usually very fruity and like to mess around. They often resemble some type of animals, such as turtles. The tolerance for gays are usually as small as his dick, but don't let them trick you as they are hiding something about their sexuality from you ;). They usually like to change their hairstyle often and are very quirky.
Frank: Damn who was that guy you were talking to?
Lisa: Some guy called Kalen, he's very quirky.
Frank: I want to be like a Kalen!
Lisa: Some guy called Kalen, he's very quirky.
Frank: I want to be like a Kalen!
by Peter File ;) July 19, 2022