Turdsense

When your turd knows you are close to the toilet and can barely contain itself.
As he was undoing his gun belt he became overwhelmed by turdsense.
by Pete's ass stinks! August 13, 2015
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Poop guilt

An animal or human that feels terrible about where he or she as shit. Ex. Floor, table, pants
Poor Max was overwhelmed with poop guilt after he shit on the floor again.
by Pete's ass stinks! April 04, 2018
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