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river surfer

1. one who gives up california surfing for blue balls surfing rivers in Canada in the winter
2. one who would know about kayaking girls with herpes
"Calgary Blue" AKA "blue balls" is a river surfer extraordinaire, because he surfs river waves in the Canadian Rockies all winter.
by Paul Calgary Blue December 8, 2006
mugGet the river surfermug.

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