Patrick Smitherz's definitions

Kentucky Plug

This is the act of sticking ones thumb into an orifice for sexual gratification, preferably an orifice created by a wound, such as from a catastrophic malfunction of a firearm causing shrapnel to fly into your neck.

When that .50 cal exploded I had to Kentucky Plug my neck! Just stick a thumb in it!

by Patrick Smitherz May 20, 2021