Paddy V's definitions
The art of hacking people rather than computers. Most of the time it's easier than hacking computers because people are so stupid that you can just ask them for passwords and credit card information and they'll give it to you!
Me: Hello, Mr. Adamson? Yes, I need your credit card number, email address and password.
Mr. A: Ok, the number is 4318-6413...
Mr. A: Ok, the number is 4318-6413...
by Paddy V September 2, 2005

The plural of ridiculous, meaning exceptionally ridiculous so much so that saying ridiculous is not enough to express the ridiculousness of the situation
If your mum came up to you and bitchslapped you to put you back in your place. That would be a suitable time to say; "That is absolutely ridiculi"
by Paddy V August 13, 2006

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.
Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.
by Paddy V February 25, 2023
