ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.

Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.

Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>

Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven

by Paddy V July 22, 2008

BOH

Shorthand for "Bag Over Head" which refers to a girl with a hot body but an ugly face.

Guy 1: Damn, look at that ass! And those tits.... daaaaayyyyyuuummmmm!

Guy 2: Woah shit, she got some buck-ass teeth, man, and a lazy eye!

Guy 1: Oh, she's a BOH, just put a brown paper bag over her head.

Guy 1 and 2: Hehehehehehehehehe.....

by Paddy V June 29, 2005

The Doorknob

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.

Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.

by Paddy V February 25, 2023