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OompaLoompAlert 

When you see a bitch who is so tan/orange she looks like an oompa loompa. You say it to warn your fellow friends/wonkas/douchebags that this girl probably has brain cells that are as fried as her skin.
"OoompaLoompAlert! Damn, that girl should stand by the side of the road and deflect traffic."