3 definitions by PHIL MC CRACKEN

turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage

EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.

by PHIL MC CRACKEN May 28, 2005

semi detatched

Not quite the full "Bobbit"

AAAGH!!!! Put that "fucking knife down bitch" "You nearly had me nad's off".
"Doctor please could you sew me pork sword back on".
Sorry dear i know you caught me in bed with with your sister, mother& granny but please don't take my willy off.

by PHIL MC CRACKEN May 28, 2005

Bulwell bath

When a chav cannot be bothered to shower in the morning he brakes out the Lynx Africa and sprays down his track suit and trainers.

Yo Bruv! You smell like a Bulwell bath. Sketty man!

by PHIL MC CRACKEN January 9, 2021