Definitions by PHIL MC CRACKEN

Bulwell bath 

When a chav cannot be bothered to shower in the morning he brakes out the Lynx Africa and sprays down his track suit and trainers.

Yo Bruv! You smell like a Bulwell bath. Sketty man!

Bulwell bath by PHIL MC CRACKEN January 9, 2021

turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage

EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.

turd burglar by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005

semi detatched 

Not quite the full "Bobbit"

AAAGH!!!! Put that "fucking knife down bitch" "You nearly had me nad's off".
"Doctor please could you sew me pork sword back on".
Sorry dear i know you caught me in bed with with your sister, mother& granny but please don't take my willy off.

semi detatched by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005