Fucking Sideways

When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.

Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.

Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?

Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.

Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.

by Orato Ashimoro October 2, 2016