Optical Epilepsy's definitions

pessimaster

1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.

2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things

(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that

Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day

(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)

Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play

Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown

Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run

Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet

by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009

feeble lie

When something is said and it is very unlikely that it is a lie (yet not impossible) but due to lack of witnesses, and possible verification, it cannot be proven wrong, and legally is a lie

Jeff: I heard you go out with that ugly fat girl Helga

Paul: Yeah, right I do not go with her

Jeff: She said you guys are dating

Paul: Well she's wrong

Jeff: That's a feeble lie man, your definitely lying to me but I can't prove it

by Optical Epilepsy September 8, 2009