Ophi & Sim's definitions
Hot pants are shorts that could not possibly be shorter -- I've got a pair of them which I keep pulling down because I feel so self-conscious. Understandably, they draw a lot of stares when paired with killer legs.
"They're -- sexy, but a bit too sexy. I don't want anybody trying to touch you, all right?" - My Mom
by Ophi & Sim May 13, 2004
Get the hot pantsmug.