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Definitions by One who ASSUMEs to much
ASSUME
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When you
ASSUME means that you make an
ass out
of
you and me
.
If you see an over weight woman,
the last
thing
you should
do is ASSUME that she is
pregnant
.
ASSUME
by
One who ASSUMEs to much
November 19, 2013
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