Definitions by One Happy Brock

Ralphie M 

A common name for pedophiles who are into beastiality.

Eric: Hey guys wanna come over my house and have a pet playdate?
Chuckie: Dude your brother is a Ralphie M. He'll take my kitten away.
Max: Yeah dude, he went to the zoo and all the animals ran. That's how Ralphie M he is.

Ralphie M by One Happy Brock July 8, 2011