Omar the Piledriver's definitions

beer cock

The term used to define a long lasting male sexual performance after a full night of drinking.

Jane complained that her jaw hurt after giving head to Dan for over an hour to which Dan replied, "bitch I can't help it, I got a mad case of the beer cock."

by Omar the Piledriver March 14, 2009

Dry Guy

A very rough handjob with no form of lubrication. Often received after a heated make out/dry hump session.

Man, that bitch must give one hell of a dry guy because Dan's been limping around all week.

by Omar the Piledriver February 9, 2009